Flight of Melinda
Iakaris,
You fly too high with your professions of love for me, yet fly too low with the untermension of poker bottom-feeders who leave superfluous comments on the blog of a girl they have never met. If you love if true, then email to me directly. Oh_my_melinda. Otherwise, you do me dishonor to publicly mock me with your entries of the heart.
You fly too high with your professions of love for me, yet fly too low with the untermension of poker bottom-feeders who leave superfluous comments on the blog of a girl they have never met. If you love if true, then email to me directly. Oh_my_melinda. Otherwise, you do me dishonor to publicly mock me with your entries of the heart.
posted by Melinda @ 9:04 AM
23 Comments:
At 1:56 PM,
Iakaris aka I.A.K. said…
Mel darlin' - I will email you shortly, but there are a few things I want to say publicly.
To begin with, I love that you posted about me; I couldn't figure out why you took so long, but all's well that ends well.
1. Fuck Waffles (the imbecile above me). He's so green with envy that you're my Muse it's killing him right now.
2. You are my blog's Official Muse, no two ways about it - my blog has improved substantially with you around to inspire me. Until I found you, my blog was a poor imitation of a poker blog. Now God only knows what it is, but most would have to agree, it's unique. Dante had Beatrice, and Iakaris has Melinda.
3. Yes, on some level I am enjoying a joke, but NOT at your expense. Initially perhaps, but it has not been at your expense for a long time. The way I have come to see it, it's more like WE (you and I) are jointly entertaining the part of the blogosphere dedicated to poker (simply because those are the only guys and gals who read my ridiculous site). Ya know since I discovered you your profile views have nearly doubled - people not only love your blog, but love to talk about it. Yes, they love it like people love a good tabloid, but in my opinion that's a GOOD thing!
4. The poker bloggers aren't bottom-feeders princess, they're as cool a group as you're likely to meet. And very sweet. I should make it clear (Waffles and Eric, I am thinking of you two recalcitrants in particular) to my friends that they should be more courteous when they comment here. I apologize in advance, but I gotta chalk it up to jealosy on their parts. They likely just want you as their Muse. You and I know better.
Okay, much more to be discussed. You know, I emailed you a long time ago, but you never responded. You should check your junkmail filter because it may have booted my first message.
Keep smiling princess, this post made my day!
At 1:59 PM,
SirFWALGMan said…
I just want hot 2-1 sex
At 10:35 PM,
slb159 said…
Uh oh. First the Kushibo scandal, now this? Wow, like a soap opera.
Mel, in all honesty, we are all, for the most part, good people with good intentions. Sure we like to have a little fun with our writings, but there's no reason to take anything we say personally. I know for a fact that iakaris was not mocking you. So please give it another thought.
That FWALG guy, on the other hand, I just don't know about him.
At 4:27 AM,
Pseudo_Doctor said…
because of my boy iak i am now hooked into reading your blog....quite entertaining i must add
At 2:27 PM,
SirFWALGMan said…
I am a bitter old man who pays young Japaneese girls to sit on his lap.. what can I say?
At 11:31 AM,
iamhoff said…
Oh Waffles you are a sick little monkey. Still, the hot 3 ways sound good to me.
At 11:47 PM,
Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said…
Yawn, does Min-ha have a blog?
At 3:25 AM,
slb159 said…
Hope to see you at the Mookie tonight, Mel.
At 3:33 AM,
CarmenSinCity said…
Who is really writing this blog? I don't believe that Melinda knows big words like untermension and superfluous.
At 6:52 AM,
Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said…
Is untermension, untermension, or is it "utter mentioned".
At 10:16 AM,
Melinda said…
"CarmenSinCity said...
Who is really writing this blog? I don't believe that Melinda knows big words like untermension and superfluous."
Why? Because I am pretty? Only ugly women like you know fancy dictionary words?! Bitch I was magna cum laude from university and speak 3 languages(2 without accents). You, on the other hand, are just a Poker ho.
At 11:12 PM,
Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said…
You should focus on getting one language correct before you try to brag about speaking three.
"I was magna cum laude from university". Point expressed, you found a way to use both the word cum in a sentence, but left out a few other words necessary to make a complete sentence.
Finally, don't pick at Carmen, you should aspire to be 1/2 as smart and 1/2 as good looking, then you wouldn't have to run away from America and your lesbian past to find an immigrant boy friend, who is ghey anyway since he owns his own iron.
At 3:35 AM,
Iakaris aka I.A.K. said…
Well thank you friends for honoring my request to be just a little sweeter to my girl!
Mel baby, in the wake of the Kushibo scandal, there is understandable speculation about the authorship of all blogs - let alone one of this singular nature.
Don't sweat it baby, it's all good.
At 4:44 AM,
Anonymous said…
Maybe you can speak three languages but you sure as fuck can't write complete sentences in any language.
Perhaps its time to put this Melinda joke to bed, like so many of her Korean, Japanese, and Ukrainian johns do on a nightly basis.
BTW, if you haven't looked in the mirror lately you're far from pretty.
At 5:40 AM,
Jules said…
Unfortunately I have to assume you are real, because nothing but a petty, superflous child-woman would be such an uber-bitch to Carmen otherwise.
You may be the Supermodel's muse, but any amusement in your antics or pathetic attempt at self discovery must now make way for mocking disdain and contempt.
Pretty is as pretty does..you just turned into a hag.
At 8:54 AM,
Melinda said…
Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said...
"I was magna cum laude from university". Point expressed, you found a way to use both the word cum in a sentence, but left out a few other words necessary to make a complete sentence.
You are a retard. What does not make that a complete sentence. You should have learned this in 1st grade.
At 1:17 PM,
Heavy Critters said…
Mel,
A. Waffles is a chronic farter.
B. See (A.)
C. It is I that should be with you. Iak is all poetry and declarations, but I have admired you from afar, daring not to speak for fear of incurring your wrath. My only goal is to please you and listen to your stories and beautiful words.
D. See (A. and B.)
Yours,
Bloody P
At 11:38 PM,
Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said…
untermension. Need I say more.
How about putting an "an" in front of university".
Anyway, its over, other than bloody P, I don't think you will have too many more visitors, your 15 minutes is up.
At 3:27 AM,
slb159 said…
"You are a retard. What does not make that a complete sentence. You should have learned this in 1st grade."
Apparently, the proper use of punctuation wasn't taught at "university."
Ever here of a question mark???
At 4:15 AM,
SirFWALGMan said…
While I find Mel's comments to Carmen incredibly rude.. what the hell is all this DuggleBooger type spelling correcting? If she wants to type like a moron and leave out punctuation and spell things wrong let her be. It does not effect what she is trying to convey at all. You all are freaking retards from first grade teacher school. I bet none of you make more than 6.95 working at McDonalds.. and when is the last time spelling helped you flip those burgers? Jeez.
At 4:33 PM,
Melinda said…
slb159 said...
"You are a retard. What does not make that a complete sentence. You should have learned this in 1st grade."
Apparently, the proper use of punctuation wasn't taught at "university."
Ever here of a question mark???
No. I never 'here' of a question mark. LOL. Retard!
At 10:19 PM,
slb159 said…
Melinda said:
"No. I never 'here' of a question mark. LOL. Retard!"
You mean "heard"? (Note the question mark.) Lol..Retard.
Have a nice life, donkey.
At 5:47 AM,
Joaquin "The Rooster" Ochoa said…
Mel,
As I told you in an earlier post, poker bloggers are all perverts who don't score...Except for Iakaris who is a metro-sexual (some might say homo, but I beg to differ) who is well spoken in person as in his writing...but damn, doesn't that fool look like Robbie Benson. Hope all is well in the Corea...yes, I did spell that right, Corea, not Korea...know your history. Might want to check out my food blog to see pictures of me in Corea for the world cup.
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